The Passion, Crucifixion, and Ressurection
WHAT THE FUCK STOP DOING THIS Fucking “toebesity”
Women are demanding foot surgery so they can wear designer shoes in comfort
“On the surface, it looked shallow. But I came to see she needs these shoes to project confidence, they are part of her outside skin.”
Dr. Sadrieh has coined the operation the ‘Cinderella’ procedure.
"He also has coined the Perfect 10! (aesthetic toe-shortening — once administered, he said, to a 17-year-old fashion model, so she could wear the shoes her career demanded); Model T (toe-lengthening); and Foot Tuck, a fat-pad augmentation that he said helps with high heels."
Dr. Neal Blitz… calls this body part ‘the final frontier’ for those who have had work done on their faces. ‘My practice has exploded because of Manolo Blahnik, Christian Louboutin and Nicholas Kirkwood.’”
"Dr. Oliver Zong, founder of NYC Footcare and self-proclaimed ‘originator of the foot face-lift and toe tuck,’ routinely corrects such conditions as High Heel Foot (a term he coined to describe a deformed foot that’s conformed to the shape of a stiletto), and Hitchhiker’s Toe, (an abnormally large big toe that sticks out like the thumb of a hitchhiker). He recently introduced the phrase ‘Toebesity,’ which he plans to describe on his site, where flashing text promises: ‘Designer feet for designer shoes.’”
The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force.
If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America.
Albuquerque would like to challenge you and win for most corrupt police force.